The varying ways we use language help us to address the non-linguistic problem of how to socially organize ourselves, how to recognize others from our same social group and how to further connect and continue renew and establish social relationships...
The guy who was sitting behind me in the computer lab got half way to the door before he remembered his disk in the disk drive. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is that sort of day. Its the sort of day when the sun is shining and the birds and singing and you really want to be elsewhere. Its the sort of day in which you plagiarize the paper you are working on in order to find a subject line.
Here is my question, boys and girls. how can you get over 3,000 words into to something that has a 4,000 word limit and not manage to include ANY "illustrative" examples?
