I have a KMFDM song stuck in my head...

And, it shouldn't surprise anyone that it is "Virus". It looks like I may just have to go back to the beginning and reinstall windows on my computer. Its not so much that I have a virus now as that my computer frequently decides if and when it wants to restart itself. The above image is representative of me being tormented by the process of figuring out what is wrong and fixing it.
Oh, and I have, more or less, lost my job tutoring because of this new and exciting quirk of my computer. Hooray, me!