Focus, Pinky, Focus
Brain: Pinky, Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Yes, but how will we get the Spice Girls into the Paella?
This is where I am right now. I have been having *the worst* focus problems. While, it has been awful, it has at least been entertaining.
For example, today I was reading about one of the many ways one can go about classifying/describing/theorizing semantic information. (There are many, don't look so surprised.) And, I kept getting to the end of a paragraph and having to go back to the beginning because I would get to the bottom and realize that I hadn't absorbed one iota of information about semantic theory because while I was reading I was really thinking about tacos.
Yes, tacos. (Which is a shame, because I'm not sure there are any good Mexican restaurants in town.)
This has been going on for some time now and its starting to be a worry. How is one supposed to write a book review or classify Dutch vowels when one is constantly being distracted like a magpie by a gum wrapper?